Canned YumYum

Tinyhands McSchnuffin, 118, from under your skin

Founder

I painted a little bit. Turns out it's really fun. https://i.imgur.com/yO4hL9V.jpg Sep 22, 2018

Canned YumYum was last seen:: Nov 1, 2018

1. Canned YumYum
  I painted a little bit. Turns out it's really fun. https://i.imgur.com/yO4hL9V.jpg
  
  Sep 22, 2018
  1. Neji195 and Kuze like this.
  2. Oh Snape
    Clicked for the cock and balls.
    
    Still left satisfied.
    
    Sep 22, 2018
2. Canned YumYum
  The variety and quality of Steamed Hams memes never ceases to amaze me.
  
  Aug 30, 2018
  2. KT Samurai
    My current fav: https://youtu.be/aRsOBFhNjVM
    
    Aug 30, 2018
    
    Canned YumYum likes this.
  3. Canned YumYum
    That one's brilliant. Can't imagine how much time that must've taken to edit.
    
    My current favourite:
    https://youtu.be/nRmxrxDvuTg
    
    Aug 31, 2018
    
    KT Samurai likes this.
3. Canned YumYum
  Birthdays are supposed to end with your head over the toilet bowl, puking your guts out. Right?
  
  Aug 16, 2018
  2. Dunn x Dolo
    Only if you're a light weight drinking girl. XD
    
    Aug 16, 2018
  3. Oh Snape
    No more smirnoff ice for you.
    
    Aug 16, 2018
    
    Scruffie, Dunn x Dolo and The_Archangel like this.
  4. Canned YumYum
    I've gotten a lot more light weight in my drinking since my return from the UK.
    
    Aug 16, 2018
4. Canned YumYum
  Record-breaking temperatures of 44 °C (111 °F) in Lisbon just as I am here for a week. Immaculate timing.
  
  Aug 7, 2018
  2. The_Archangel
    Global heat wave. It's an international sensation.
    
    Aug 7, 2018
  3. Canned YumYum
    It is indeed, but it's still way hotter in Portugal than in Germany.
    
    Aug 7, 2018
  4. The_Archangel
    Ofc you're in Iberia.
    
    Aug 7, 2018
5. Canned YumYum
  Pretending to be religious is at least as much effort as actually being religious.
  
  Aug 5, 2018
  2. View previous comments...
  3. Canned YumYum
    Your comments are very cryptic today.
    
    Aug 7, 2018
  4. Interest1ng
    I am just quoting The Handmaids Tale LMAO
    
    Aug 7, 2018
  5. Canned YumYum
    Oh, that would explain it
    
    Aug 7, 2018
6. Canned YumYum
  33 °C outside and I'm freezing my nuts off in the library. I feel like this A.C. could kill an old person.
  
  Jul 30, 2018
  2. Fantasy
    The death that I would rather choose instead of drowning in your sweat when it is +37 around >_>
    
    Jul 30, 2018
  3. The_Archangel
    Yup, I'd rather be in the AC when it's that hot.
    
    Jul 30, 2018
  4. Canned YumYum
    I'm not sure why, but I deal way better with heat than with the cold.
    
    Aug 2, 2018
7. Canned YumYum
  "Well, I couldn't have asked for a more beautiful day to write an essay."
  
  Jul 28, 2018
8. Canned YumYum
  why does the "founder" tag have to be such a poopy brown tho
  
  Jul 26, 2018
  2. Shannon Apple
    Meant to be bronze. Actually not sure why there's two, should really combine "Founder with Bronze Founder"
    
    Jul 26, 2018
  3. Dunn x Dolo
    Cuz KT really thinks we are shit but cant say it because hes the owner and all so hes throwing us hints. :(
    
    Jul 26, 2018
9. Canned YumYum
  Happy belated birthday @Kuze, bring lots of eggs to the naughty children!
  
  Jul 12, 2018
  1. Kuze likes this.
  2. View previous comments...
  3. Scruffie
    I was hoping you knew...
    
    Jul 12, 2018
  4. Kuze
    See, I knew I was missing some details.
    
    Jul 12, 2018
  5. Canned YumYum
    Don't worry about it.
    
    Jul 13, 2018
10. Canned YumYum
  henlo it is I, Yum Yum
  
  May 17, 2018
  1. Shannon Apple and Oh Snape like this.
  2. Oh Snape
    I'm hungry.
    
    May 17, 2018
  3. Shannon Apple
    Welcome back! ^^
    
    May 17, 2018
11. Canned YumYum
  Blue. Why are we doing this?
  
  Jun 13, 2017
  2. Harlequinn
    The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test that gets progressively more difficult as it continues.
    
    Jun 13, 2017
12. Rat
  Omg mimsies online
  
  Jun 5, 2017
  2. Shannon Apple
    mimsies?
    
    Jun 5, 2017
    
    Rat likes this.
  3. Rat
    He is mimsy
    
    Jun 13, 2017
13. Canned YumYum
  Almost forgot how to use this thing.
  
  May 2, 2017
  2. Raffee
    Hey it's the toothbrush dude!
    
    May 2, 2017
  3. Canned YumYum
    Brushing away in the shadows.
    
    May 4, 2017
14. Kuze
  Sensei can I have a piece of that birthday cake.
  
  Apr 1, 2017
  2. Kuze
    Or maybe today is not your birthday. Or maybe it is. Hmmm.
    
    Apr 1, 2017
  3. Canned YumYum
    I appreciate very much that you thought of me, but my birthday is in August. The April 1st birthday was a joke hurrdurr, I still sorta april fooled you.
    
    May 2, 2017
    
    Kuze likes this.
  4. Kuze
    CONFOUNDED!!!
    
    May 3, 2017
15. Canned YumYum
  It's no kitchen vlog, but I have a new video up. Join us watching terrible anime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFWb1YuNK_I
  
  Dec 4, 2016
  2. Kuze
    Looks like a poor budget sci-fi.
    
    Dec 4, 2016
16. Canned YumYum
  Hey lovely people. I'm back.
  
  Nov 22, 2016
  1. Kuze likes this.
  2. View previous comments...
  3. Canned YumYum
    Shooting new Cook Fuck is not done yet because I have flatmates who use our shared kitchen. Can you believe it?
    
    Nov 23, 2016
  4. Canned YumYum
    Sheesh, I'm already gone Dunn. Sorry Kuze, you heard the man.
    
    Nov 23, 2016
    
    Dunn x Dolo likes this.
  5. Kuze
    NOOOOOOOOOOO T_________T
    
    Nov 23, 2016
17. Chloe
  CANNED YUMYUM
  
  Oct 29, 2016
  2. Canned YumYum
    OBSCHLOENE
    
    Oct 30, 2016
    
    Chloe likes this.
18. Canned YumYum
  Join me in the kitchen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eHwfcwUBI
  
  Oct 12, 2016
  1. Novaire and Kuze like this.
  2. Kuze
    Now you know why those folks on the noodle wrapper were smiling. Senpai been duped. Less water next time maybe.
    
    Oct 13, 2016
  3. Canned YumYum
    Yeah defo too much water, but it tasted horrible either way.
    
    Oct 13, 2016
  4. Novaire
    I look forward to the next episode of Cook Fuck.
    
    Oct 13, 2016
19. Canned YumYum
  About time to leave this cold ass country for another cold ass country.
  
  Oct 1, 2016
  2. View previous comments...
  3. Rat
    why pick this anus of a country to study in though?
    
    Oct 1, 2016
    
    Oh Snape likes this.
  4. Kuze
    Ooh that's great. You do good Mr Yum.
    
    Oct 1, 2016
  5. Oh Snape
    M8, its a 'cold arse' country.
    
    Bloody foreigners.
    
    Oct 1, 2016
    
    Canned YumYum likes this.
20. Canned YumYum
  Started an internship in a school yesterday. Apparently 14 year old chicks dig me. Fantastic.
  
  Sep 7, 2016
  2. View previous comments...
  3. Canned YumYum
    ^Just for clarity purposes, admin team, this was a joke. I did not in fact have naked relations with minors.
    
    Sep 8, 2016
    
    Kuze likes this.
  4. Novaire
    Are you sure?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM
    
    Sep 8, 2016
  5. Canned YumYum
    *throws away phone and runs*
    
    Sep 9, 2016
Show Ignored Content

Page 1 of 2
1 2 Next >
Loading...
Loading...
About

Birthday:

Aug 14, 1900 (Age: 118)

Home Page:

https://soundcloud.com/tamimsan

Location:

under your skin

Occupation:

Lowlife scrub and disappointment to my parents

Nothing special, really.
Interact
Content:

Find all content by Canned YumYum

Find all threads by Canned YumYum
Signature

So that's the story.
And what was the real lesson?
Don't leave things in the fridge.

Members

Following 7

Followers 5

Canned YumYum

About

Interact

Signature

About Us

Like us on Facebook

Thank you!

Members

Useful Searches

Following 7

Followers 5

Canned YumYum

About

Interact

Signature