Miss Sakuga 2018 R1: Scruffie vs Harlequinn

Discussion in 'Events' started by Kuze, Jun 15, 2018.

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Poll closed Jun 22, 2018.
  1. Scruffie

    10 vote(s)
    90.9%
  2. Harlequinn

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
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  1. Kuze

    Kuze Heaven's not enough
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    Wait, wasn't this the final from 2017? Yes, yes it was. But this here's the semifinal. And you have to choose one (or both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ). One thing's for sure though, this dashing duo won't be going head to head in the final this time round. Somebody's gotta take the early leave.

    Oh and if you thought Harlequinn's not a killer clown, then you thought wrong.

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    Need you to move this thread to the Events section @Shannon Apple



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    Questions
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    That T.V. show you secretly enjoy?

    If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?

    Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?





    Scruffie


    Ans 1: Little Women of LA - it's basically the only reality TV show I watch. Its essentially Real Housewives with Little People. I live for the punch ups. They're so... whimsical. Also, I've never seen a bitchier group of people, and it fuels me.




    Ans 2
    : I have 2 cats. Fu Manchu and Scout.

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    I would ask:

    - where the fuck did you stash my socks?

    - what the fuck are you both staring at when you're both focused on one spot on the wall, or are you doing it just to creep me out?

    - why the fuck do you have to maintain so much direct eye contact when I shower, or are you also doing it just to creep me out?




    Ans 3: Let's see....

    Pro: I will feed you and I usually have booze.

    Con: I will eat all of your food when i visit.

    Pro: Will volunteer to look after your pets

    Con: Am possibly only friends with you to be able to sometimes look after your pets

    Pro: Will come to your house and do your hair and make up for events

    Con: Am not very good at doing hair and make up.

    Pros: I dont care if your house is a mess.

    Cons: will roast you constantly and use the embarrassing moments from your life against you forever (looking at you, @Alca). Am an asshole.

    The cons pretty far outweigh the pros. So no. I'm the worst.



    Harlequinn


    Ans 1: I don't secretly enjoy anything. If I wanna watch the supreme clusterfuck that is Ghost Wars, I'm gonna tell everyone. (*cough* But I'll never admit that I watched The L Word)



    Ans 2: I'll humor you with one serious answer.

    A. First I'd ask my animals if they're happy. Then I'd

    B. Race bait my fish by asking how they feel about black convicts, and

    C. Ask my rats whether or not Samantha is the worst example of verminhood.



    Ans 3: I don't like gays; so no.

    Scruffie2018, Make Sakuga Great Again
     
  2. Dunn x Dolo

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    Wait wut?

    Harle is gay? How? Why? When? Where? Who?

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  3. Kuze

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    If Harle is gay and she don't like gays does that mean she hates herself?


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  4. Novaire

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    I can't vote against someone who names an animal Fu Manchu, because that is dynamite.

    Alternatively, that last answer from Harle did actually make me laugh, so I'm gonna sit on the fence.
     
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  5. Oh Snape

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    So you can vote for both and you can change your vote after voting.

    AND ITS NOT EVEN A PUBLIC VOTE?!!!

    I think this is a kuze for concern.
     
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  6. Griffmeister

    Griffmeister What the hell are you staring at?
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    Kuze is just getting revenge for the ban on dual voting in Mr Sag.
     
  7. Scruffie

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    I choked when i read the last answer from harle

    Harlequinn, 2018!!
     
  8. Harlequinn

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    All aboard the kuze cruise
     
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  9. Scruffie

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    Wasnt last year against harle anf mya? Lol get it right kooz
     
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  10. Harlequinn

    Harlequinn Edgy Teenager
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    Tsk tsk, kuzical the musical
     
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  11. Kuze

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    I'm starting to feel Ms Sakuga is more about me than the actual participants.
     
  12. Oh Snape

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    MOAR LYK Ms Sakuzga AMIRITE?.
     
  13. Narilka

    Narilka Destroyer of Worlds
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    Omg I don’t know who to vote for. Damnit kuze you suck big one for this one. I am still not going to cote twice though because that is hella lame.
     
  14. Kuze

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    3 votes for Harle? Guess that settles this match.
     
  15. Canned YumYum

    Canned YumYum Tinyhands McSchnuffin
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    Why oh why are they both funny and charming? It's not fair to lose one of them in round 1.
     
  16. Scruffie

    Scruffie Pro Tarantula Bro-Fister
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    Wait... what???

    This is a travesty!!! D:
     
  17. Canned YumYum

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    Truly. We could always use more edgy teenagers. Will you still do my hair and make-up?
     
  18. Griffmeister

    Griffmeister What the hell are you staring at?
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    Is there one of those things near the end where the judges bring back a contestant to add to the drama?
     
  19. Kuze

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    Many thanks to the participants for making this comp a fun ride. Your answers are greatly appreciated.


    Scores and comments from judges will be posted down below and the total votes + average scores of the 2 judges decides who''ll be going to the next round. For feedback/rants/judgehaterade be sure to dump it in this thread:


    https://www.sakugacity.com/threads/miss-sakuga-2018-signups.2939/page-3


    Lock this thread down @Shannon Apple


    Disclaimer: Judges might have been under the influence of substances or under duress from unknown forces while scoring your answers.


    Scruffie


    JUDGE 1



    Ans 1
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    Score: 5/10
    Comment: better than the L word, but still sucks


    Ans 2
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    Score: 2/10
    Comment: Should've named your cats Dominic and Dormammu.


    Ans 3:

    Score : 7/10
    Comment: extra points for bullying alca.


    Total: 14/30



    JUDGE 2


    Ans 1
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    Score: 8/10
    Comment:


    Ans 2:

    Score: 9/10
    Comment:


    Ans 3
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    Score : 9/10
    Comment:

    Total: 26/30

    Average Score: (14+26)/2= 20

    Votes+Average Score: 10+20= 30




    Harlequinn


    JUDGE 1


    Ans 1
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    Score: 3/10
    Comment: Fuck anyone who watches the L word


    Ans 2:

    Score: 2/10
    Comment: No need to ask them. I bet your animals feel miserable having you as their owner.


    Ans 3:

    Score : 5/10
    Comment: OPPRESSION! I NEED MY SAFE SPACE!

    Total: 10/30



    JUDGE 2


    Ans 1
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    Score: 6/10
    Comment:


    Ans 2:

    Score: 8/10
    Comment:


    Ans 3:

    Score : 5/10
    Comment:


    Total
    : 19/30

    Average Score: (10+19)/2= 14.5

    Votes+Average Score: 3+14.5= 17.5


    Advancing to the next round by a margin of 12.5 points is SCRUFFIE
     
  20. Kuze

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    No, but we do a wild-card entry where the one who has scored the highest in his losing round, compared to others who have also lost their respective rounds, get's a special entry in the semis. But I don't think we'll be having that this time round. There'll be a 3 way final instead this time.
     

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