Miss Sakuga City 2017 Round 1 Match 5: Narilka vs Scruffie

Discussion in 'Events' started by Kuze, May 16, 2017.

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Toughest vote ever or toughest vote ever!

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  1. Narilka

    9 vote(s)
    56.3%
  2. Scruffie

    12 vote(s)
    75.0%
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  1. Kuze

    Kuze 『Ole Ole Ole』
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    That moment when the coin landed on its edge. Yes it's getting tougher and tougher.



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    Questions
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    1. What excites you about the city in which you live?

    2. A weird/funny experience at work that'd you'd like to share?

    3. If you could make any celebrity disappear from the media forever, who would it be? (They would still be ALIVE, you just wouldn’t have to hear about them ever again)





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    Narilka



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    Unfortunately for me nothing. I live in a decent sized city that has about 100k population but there's no beach even though summers are ridiculously hot and humid and no mountains... just flat terrain with brownish grass.


    Ans 2:

    Well, since I work in the medical field a lot of things are really weird and funny. However the funniest conversation I ever had, that is appropiate to share, was with a schizophrenic who frequents an acute crisis unit I work at part time because he does not like taking his medications. He starts off as extremely aggressive and usually after about 2.5 weeks of taking his medications he starts to come around and can have some really interesting conversations.

    He is in his sixties and is African American, we'll call him "Tom". So one day I was working an even shift that is from 3:30 pm till 12:30 AM. At about 10:30 pm I was talking with Tom during snack time and he was still a bit manic and it helps to talk calmly with them sometimes. Also even on medications he so wrapped up in his delusions that he is frequently paranoid.

    Tom: "ya know I saw a video on youtube about these satellites that are floating around in space watching. Ya know what I am talking about right?


    Narilka: I know that there are satellites that do broadcast to our television, but I do not know anything about watching people. (Never, never feed into a delusion)


    Tom: "oh! so you DO know" (he didn't completely listen to me, but it's ok) "they tell the FBI and other governments what I do everyday" ( Tom has been schizophrenic since his late teens and has never done anything to warrant this kind of attention)


    Narilka: oh, ok. ( sometimes better to not say much, just listening is helpful)


    Tom: "uh-huh. And the white man has been on me a lot too cause the satellites and governments send them to make sure I can't do things)


    Narilka: (wide eyed white girl right here) coughing back laughing, ahem Tom you know I am white right?


    Tom: (Tom sits back in his seat and his eyes focus on me and we both start laughing a lot) "so you know the white man?"


    Narilka: "I am not apart of anything that would harm you or upset you on purpose Tom"


    Tom: " oh I know I know haha"


    This was three years ago and it is still the funniest conversation I ever had at work, well that I could share haha. He comes in about every 6 months or so with the same delusions, he is a hell of a nice guy though even with his paranoia, he's just a bit... different.



    Ans 3
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    The Kardashians, their "news" worthy stories are too stupid to be real, take your pick which one is worse.




    Scruffie



    Ans 1:

    Adelaide, Australia - it's a sleepy city, but I'm within half an hour from the city, half an hour from the beach, half hour from the river and half hour from the mountains.

    Oh... We've had a lot of serial killers...

    But the best part about Adelaide is that @4xdblack isn't here....

    And if he came here, tarantulas would brofist him in the nards.



    Ans 2
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    Oh shit there are so many...

    I once had to hold an emergency staff meeting to tell staff that there was no acceptable excuse for storing stool samples in the fridge next to the cheese...

    I used to take a non verbal man to university. We were in a lecture with a local artist speaking and he typed out on his speaker box "she's fucking hot".

    He forgot to turn the volume down. The lecture hall echoed.

    I worked with a man with Downs Syndrome who called me "ssssssexy hot girlfriend" everyday. He bought a ring and proposed to me at a talent show while he mimed to "Hound Dog". I had to tell him if I said yes Taylor Swift would be devastated. He wore her picture around his neck.

    No. It wasnt Koda.



    Ans 3:

    Stephanie Meyer - if we remove her, we remove twilight. Which means we also remove Kristen Stewart (never should a plank of wood become a well known actress) AND the 50 shades books (morman twilight fan fic). 3 birds, one stone.
     
  2. Narilka

    Narilka Destroyer of Worlds
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    @Scruffie ah shit I am still laughing! Vote scruffie!
     
  3. Scruffie

    Scruffie Pro Tarantula Bro-Fister
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    I'd love to be able to slander you, but I like you lmao
     
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  4. Interest1ng

    Interest1ng SC's AmbASSador.... MAWP!!!

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    AH HAHAHAHAHAHA

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  5. Narilka

    Narilka Destroyer of Worlds
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  6. Scruffie

    Scruffie Pro Tarantula Bro-Fister
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    Oh, I'll even bring some friends to help...
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    [​IMG] (just gonna tag you right here @Dunn x Dolo make sure you don't miss it)
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    But don't forget... Aussie chicks...

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  7. Harlequinn

    Harlequinn Edgy Teenager
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    Can I have 3 votes? :))
     
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  8. Scruffie

    Scruffie Pro Tarantula Bro-Fister
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    You want to vote for that koala, don't you?
     
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  9. Harlequinn

    Harlequinn Edgy Teenager
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    You know me too well
     
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  10. StrawHats

    StrawHats Stuck in a chair
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    Kuze, these better have been randomized!
     
  11. Narilka

    Narilka Destroyer of Worlds
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    Oh I've got peeps too!
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    [​IMG]thanks @Raffee
     

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    Harlequinn Edgy Teenager
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    Kuze, I have a great idea.

    Instead of having people put in votes, you should just have everything be randomized. It's the way of the future.
     
  13. Scruffie

    Scruffie Pro Tarantula Bro-Fister
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    I mean... For the most part I was pretty meh about your "peeps"...

    But that samantha one has me genuinely creeped D:
     
  14. Narilka

    Narilka Destroyer of Worlds
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    Grey kittens are the best!

    Sammy... ikr!
     
  15. 4xdblack

    4xdblack Accomplished Booty-Cop
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    If your town is full of serial killers, how do you know that I'm not already there? @Scruffie
    Or even worse, how do you know @Moe is not there o_O
     
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  16. Kuze

    Kuze 『Ole Ole Ole』
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    *Tries to think how to randomize everything*

    *goes off to buy ice-cream to cool brain*
     
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  17. Dunn x Dolo

    Dunn x Dolo King of the Chatroom
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    This was sooooooooooooooooooooooo hard. I like both these females.

    But I can only vote for 1. So I voted for scruffie.....simply because Narilka's husband is a wimp.
     
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  18. Kuze

    Kuze 『Ole Ole Ole』
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    Looking at the polls like

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  19. cberg

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    Can't pass up a good insult. That's the spirit of SC ;D
     
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  20. Narilka

    Narilka Destroyer of Worlds
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    @Dunn x Dolo pssh he's just smart, he knows what's up. Good man!
     
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