Okay, you guys it worked you got him disqualified. Now, whoever has @KT Samurai locked up in their basement to prevent him from answering the questions, please release him. *looks at Griff, then at Kuze* Dunn, Sean, and Kuze, all casualties along the way, and now KT... You guys are vicious. Here are the answers from the 3 remaining contestants @Griffmeister, @Canned YumYum and @Sora Senpai. I've decided to do a three-way final. The judges will have their say of course. Public vote is worth 50% and the combined judges scores make up the other 50. Spoiler: Griffmeister Did you come up with these questions on your own or did you have help? Tough set, well here goes: 1. What two totally normal things become extremely weird if you do them back to back? How about giving trillions of dollars in tax cuts to the uber-rich and then saying that the government's losing a lot of money and we need to make drastic cuts to medicare and social security? Oh wait, I'm looking ahead to question three. I'm really zoning out on this one, all I can think about is I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts. 2. Tell us about a time that you totally screwed up and no one ever found out it was you. If I tell then someone will know about this, maybe I can claim the statute of limitations. I was driving between jobs, it was a cool fall day and I was thinking how good a coffee would be at the moment. Besides, it was break time anyhow. Got off the highway one exit early so I could alter my route to go past one of the popular chains. Being in the service truck I usually like to park on the far side of whatever lot I'm in and back into the space so it's easy to leave. Well, the utility body blocks the rear window so you have to rely on the side mirrors. I pick a spot and back in, the truck seems to stop short of the curb. I give it a little throttle but it doesn't go any more so I figure that I just misjudged the curb. Went inside, grabbed a nice hot cup and headed back out. First thing I see behind the truck is a light pole sitting at a strange angle. A quick walk around confirms that the bumper is right against the pole, kind of confirms why I couldn't move back any more. Like I say, I picked a far away spot. A quick look around confirmed that nobody was looking so I decided that this coffee had better be to go. Let's just say I haven't taken that particular route again. 3. If you randomly met the president or prime minister of your country, what would you say to him/her? Are you serious? You do realize that there are those of us who reside in the states that would then encounter our resident smallhandedOrangeJuliusignorantracistlyingsexistbigotmorallybankruptincompetentswampscumpopularvoteloseraldulteringPutinlovingpatriarchalanticonstitutionwhitesupremacistnazifacistbuffoonpowerhungrycorruptxenophobicpussygrabbinghomophobicmoronicunethicalnarcissisticfearmongerpurveyoroffauxnewsisolationistsociopathicmegalomaniacmanchildclimatchangedeniergoldenshoweraddicteddemagoguemisogynistantienvironmentalbuissinessfailurethiefphonypatriotCaligulesquepsycoticpedophileexcuse of a president? If I were to randomly run into him somewhere, the only thing I'd like to be able to say to him would be "My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!" 4. Which member of the forum would you most like to meet and why? Least want to meet and why? Aw, come on, I'm supposed to pick out just one person that I'd like to meet? There's so many and for different reasons that I couldn't begin to name them all. Well, maybe it wouldn't work out so good. I'd like to meet Shannon over a Guinness in a pub, but then I realize that's being stereotypical and she probably doesn't even like Guinness. Or meet Kuze just for the awesome competitor he's been up to now. Maybe Kerberose cause he's so cerebral, although I'd probably feel like a dummy by comparison. Scruffie would be cool for a real adrenalin rush. Of course there'd be the other adrenalin rush of giant poisonous insects and snakes as well as vicious animals and other creatures. It might be safer to meet up with Yoda, no dangerous creatures and he's into some cool stuff. But when I think about it, I think for multiple reasons I'd really want to meet up with Dunn. I could pick up some fresh sarcasm to use at work, maybe learn how to "chat" and meet the kids he's been an awesome father to. Maybe the most important thing is I think this is doable. There's less than four hours travel time between the two of us. I need to try to coerce him into going to an Anime con in NYC, there's one coming in November, hint hint. Now who would I least want to meet? Based on my answer to question three I think that would have to be Moe, is he even still around? Spoiler: Canned YumYum 1. What two totally normal things become extremely weird if you do them back to back? A rosary prayer right before walking into a strip club. Would make for a great opening scene for a Tarantino movie. Or how about this one: Going to a petting zoo right after attending a furry convention. Maybe not as great an opening scene for a Tarantino movie. 2. Tell us about a time that you totally screwed up and no one ever found out it was you. I screwed up lots of times, but I can't remember how many of them I got away with. When I was a sweet little boy of young age, my libido started to develop. (I know I've mentioned my libido twice this tournament, I'm not obsessed, shut up.) So I was horny as an antechinus, but I only had a very vague idea of what sex was, much less did I know about the whacky world of whacking it. I was, however, blessed with the powers of the early internet. Furiously, I started typing sex.com into the address bar cause I assumed that's where all the sexy stuff would be. I looked at some pictures and was confused for the rest of the day. Later that same day though, my dad used that laptop. While I was smart enough to at least close the browser, I didn't know at the time that browsers kept a history. My dad caught me and angrily confronted me. I acted coy and told him they were like pop-up ads that tricked me into clicking. After a bit of back-and-forth, he bought it! In retrospect, he probably did not buy it at all and just let me get away with it. 3. If you randomly met the president or prime minister of your country, what would you say to him/her? I used to be more politically active, at this point I've developed a certain cynicism towards politics. I'm based in Germany and a few years ago I would've had lots of things to say to Merkel. Things like stop the mass export of weapons, tax the super rich, try a different hairstyle. I would've also asked why, in a secular state, her party is called the "Christian Democratic Union." But standing next to the likes of orange man, she doesn't seem so bad anymore. 4. Which member of the forum would you most like to meet and why? Least want to meet and why? One day I'll have the money and the balls to visit Scruffie in 'straya. She wanted to do my hair and make-up and promised to cook for me at least one time. I trust she'll protect me from spiders too. I take it she'll have alcohol - and I need to see that CD collection. Whom I'd least like to meet seems like an oddly divisive question. But we're already divided so whatever, I'll say Moe. He seems resistant to reason. A very lame X-Men power. Spoiler: Sora Senpai 1. What two totally normal things become extremely weird if you do them back to back? First of all, I am not a huge fan of this question because doing something "weird" might only be weird to one person. So a perfect example: Sometimes when I go to the bathroom, Ill blow my nose, fold the TP a few times, and then clean my backside. It's normal to me but people tell me it's weird. Now if I did it the reverse way. well then I guess it would just be heh heh heh. Hey to each their own. 2. Tell us about a time that you totally screwed up and no one ever found out it was you? I went to a friends house party once, there was literally only one rule. Do not use the toilet on the second floor. The bathroom had a Urinal so that was fine to use but don't use the toilet. Long story short I couldn't wait to use the downstairs toilet, so I went upstairs. To this day, we still don't know who used the upstairs bathroom and the person is forever known as the Phantom Shi***R. The best part of that story is everyone is convinced it was another one of my friends...and I agreed XD 3. If you randomly met the president or prime minister of your country, what would you say to him/her? I do a mean Trump impression, I am not kidding it's spot on. So I would probably just repeat everything he would say to me back at him in his own voice and just mess with him for five to ten minutes...It's True. 4. Which member of the forum would you most like to meet and why? Least want to meet and why? The person I wanna meet the most is the one who came up with these dumbass questions. And give them advice on how to ask GOOD questions. The person I wanna meet the least is 4xdblack. He's cool and all but if I ever met him at his house, he'd probably wanna show me his sawed off shotgun or lint collection and I'm not too interested in that stuff.