Romance Mr Sakuga 2018 R1: Koda vs KT Samurai (Winner: KT)

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Who should go through to round 2 based on their answers?

Poll closed Jun 9, 2018.
  1. Koda

    40.0%
  2. KT Samurai

    60.0%
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  1. Shannon Apple

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    You know the drill. There will be a public vote, but at the same time, our highly esteemed judges will writing up their verdict. If the public vote is close, the judges marks could turn the entire thing on it's head. So you must fight to get as many votes as possible.


    There are a few small rules:

    1. You cannot vote in your own poll thread. However, you can vote in other threads.
    VOTING AT ALL IN OWN POLL THREAD MEANS YOU LOSE 1 POINT
    2. In order to cast a vote, you must have at least 10 posts on the forum for your vote to count. (Totally killing them pre-signed up alt accounts buzz here, if any.) :p
    3. The forum rules still apply here, so please keep the fun clean. You know what I mean.

    That's pretty much it.


    Questions and Answers inside the Spoilers:
    1.What are two truths and a lie about you?
    I shit myself during a school exam
    I was knocked unconscious once walking back from school when a stray rock got caught in a grass trimmer whilst a council worker was trimming grass on the side of a road.
    I used to fill up water blasters with hot bleach and soap and shoot people when I was a kid


    2. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
    I would imagine if I were to be arrested it would be for a mass killing, Perhaps I finally lost it and tried committing genocide. If I were to be arrested It would be big boy leagues none of that basic bitch assault or tax evasion only a nonce would get arrested for that shit.


    3. If you could choose any person from history to be your imaginary friend, who would it be and why?

    Walt Disney, I would love to have an insight into his mind from him. I'd love to see his view on how the dream he had and the company have changed over the years. Such a creative mind would be fun to have around. I'd also love to see. He also wasn't innocent either rumours he was a nazi, was a massive drug user and he was a spy have gone around for years.

    1. What are two truths and a lie about you?

    I once fell down some stairs and somehow ended up in a hospital for appendicitus

    I was underwhelmed and ultimately disappointed by the "Star Wars: The Last Jedi".

    I love swimming but am terrified of open water.

    2. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

    That I had finally lashed out at one of my fellow pedestrians for having no idea how to walk efficiently and effectively on a sidewalk like a normal-ass human being.

    3. If you could choose any person from history to be your imaginary friend, who would it be and why?

    I wouldn't go back too far so sign me up for a Carl Sagan imaginary friend, I bet that guy was a hoot to have at parties.

    Voting closes on Friday night.
     
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  2. Dunn x Dolo

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    I hate both of them, but Im voting for KT only cuz Fuck Taylor Swift.
     
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  3. Shannon Apple

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    Both entertaining answers. This one is hard.

    Although leaning more toward KT's. The pedestrian answer made me giggle. lol.
     
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    Pretty much this.​
     
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    The one on the right actually looks like @Koda....

    This is the most evenly matched round of the lot i think. Both bothered to write more than a sentence which is nice too
     
  6. Oh Snape

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    Thats Tay Tay on the left.
     
  7. cberg

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    Yep KT, I don't mind a dumbass pedestrian being knocked the fuck out
     
  8. Shannon Apple

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    Percentage of Public Vote

    Koda:
    40%
    KT: 60%


    Average Judge's Scores:

    Koda:
    70%
    KT: 71.1%

    Breakdown:
    Judge 1:

    Koda: 80%
    KT: 76.6%

    Koda
    1: 8/10 – (+1 if you shitting yourself in an exam is true)

    2. 7/10 – laughed out loud at basic bitch assault.

    3: 9/10 – Most comprehensive answer (lost 1 point for wanting to hang out with Nazis)

    Note: The combination of “I used to fill up water blasters with hot bleach and soap and shoot people when I was a kid” and wanting to hang out with Walt Disney in part because he is a Nazi has me concerned. Seek help.


    KT

    1: 8/10 – SC beach trip, then? You and Yoda can discuss Last Jedi on the way

    2: 10/10 – this spoke to me on a spiritual level

    3: 5/10 – Scientists don’t get invited to parties.


    Host: I made a birthday cake from scratch!

    CS: If you want to make a cake from scratch, you must first create the universe.

    Host: Yeah… @KT Samurai, you don’t get a plus one ever again

    This was the closest round of the lot and it’s a bummer one of them will have to go to be honest.

    Judge 2:
    Koda: 53.3%
    KT: 56.6%

    Koda

    Entertainment - 9/10. No shit.

    Drama - 1/10. Look at what you didn't make me do.

    Sakuganess - Its possible Tay Tay could be a weeb. 6/10

    KT

    Entertainment - 7/10. Last Jedi was rank.

    Drama - Apparently this is illegal in Canada. 1/10

    Sakuganess - 9/10. Dude has Samurai in his name.


    Judge 3:

    Koda: 76.6%
    KT: 80%

    Koda
    1. 9/10 I like you believe you shit yourself publicly
    2. 6/10 forgot to bite the bullet and got arrested
    3. 8/10 (insert antisemitic comment)


    QT Samurai
    8/10 Last Jedi was objectively awful and if you enjoyed it that makes you a bad person
    7/10 remind me to walk on the left side of the sidewalk around you
    9/10 The Sagan Delusion


    OVERALL SCORE:


    Koda: 55
    KT Samurai: 65.6


    KT SAMURAI WINS!
     
  9. Koda

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    Congrats KT Samurai !
     
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