Romance Mr Sakuga 2018 R1: Novaire vs Griffmeister (Winner: Griff)

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Who should go through to round 2 based on their answers?

Poll closed Jun 9, 2018.
  1. Novaire

    26.7%
  2. Griffmeister

    73.3%
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  1. Shannon Apple

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    You know the drill. There will be a public vote, but at the same time, our highly esteemed judges will writing up their verdict. If the public vote is close, the judges marks could turn the entire thing on it's head. So you must fight to get as many votes as possible.


    There are a few small rules:

    1. You cannot vote in your own poll thread. However, you can vote in other threads.
    VOTING AT ALL IN OWN POLL THREAD MEANS YOU LOSE 1 POINT
    2. In order to cast a vote, you must have at least 10 posts on the forum for your vote to count. (Totally killing them pre-signed up alt accounts buzz here, if any.) :p
    3. The forum rules still apply here, so please keep the fun clean. You know what I mean.

    That's pretty much it.


    Questions and Answers inside the Spoilers:

    1. What are two truths and a lie about you?
    • I've never had a drop of alcohol, nor any kind of recreational drug in my lifetime.
    • I once met Dave Eggar and helped him and his band load all of their equipment; in the process, I dropped and badly damaged his Cello.
    • I once knocked out a child's teeth for talking back, and his family fled town shortly thereafter.
    2. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
    • I have a possibly dubious reputation as a bear fighter and it's entirely possible that under the wrong circumstances that it could be misconstrued as a criminal act.
    3. If you could choose any person from history to be your imaginary friend, who would it be and why?
    • I can imagine that going back and forth with Karl Pilkington on a regular basis would never be boring.
    1) What are two truths and a lie about you?
    In no particular order:
    a) I have held the same job for 33 years.
    b) I have probably visited more historical sites outside the country than in.
    c) I can write the Lord’s Prayer on the head of a pin.

    2) If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
    The only thing they could assume is that I’ve been leading a double life and have been found out. The only real question is what has my alter ego been up to.

    3) If you could choose any person from history to be your imaginary friend, who would it be and why?

    Ooo, an imaginary friend from real life? I so want to have Nikola Tesla as my friend. To be able to harness the power of electricity in ways no one can imagine, I’ll show them, I’ll show them all, HA HA HA.

    Voting closes on Friday Night.
     
  2. Dunn x Dolo

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    Man. Novaires first truth was so sad that I cant even pity vote for him. No wonder he is the way he is. NO fun in his life. Wtf is dis.
     
  3. Oh Snape

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    The first poll where I'd vote for both.

    But Grif gets nod because I imagine he has a basement full of dead Hugh Jackmans.
     
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  4. Novaire

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    If you're drugged up, you can't remember as much Power Rangers trivia, and therefore become a far less interesting human being.

    (If the previous sentence doesn't get me a pity vote, I dunno how I'm gonna earn 'em.)

    On the other hand, if you vote for Griff, I don't have to participate again, and I can instead watch Dino Thunder or something, so...

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  5. cberg

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    Griff, as long as you can write the Lord's prayer backwards and summon the devil
     
  6. Oh Snape

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    Yeah, but can he put Stairway To Heaven backwards on a matchhead during an Earthquake.
     
  7. Griffmeister

    Griffmeister What the hell are you staring at?
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    As long as I have a circle of salt to sit in the middle of I”m good.
     
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  9. Griffmeister

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    It’s midweek now in the voting process, are we supposed to be begging for votes or using mind control or something like that? Actually, mind control doesn’t seem to have the desired effect from what I’ve seen on other posts. Now where is that devil that I summoned that seems to have been misplaced somewhere?
     
  10. yoda313

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    My vote goes to Griffmeister because i always think of back to the future 2 when i see griff anywhere :D
     
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  11. Novaire

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    Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

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    *Yeah, the font's don't match, I made the initial gif for later and I couldn't remember what it was.
     
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  12. Oh Snape

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    Apparently I haven't voted.

    So might as well call the big ass robot.
     
  13. Shannon Apple

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    Percentage of Public Vote

    Novaire:
    26.7%
    Griffmeister: 73.3%

    Average Judge's Scores:
    Novaire:
    74.4%
    Griffmeister:
    56.7%

    Interestingly, the judges didn't seem to agree with the public vote on this one.

    Breakdown:
    Judge 1:

    Novaire: 73.3%
    Griffmeister: 70%

    Novaire

    1: 6/10 – lost a point for potentially broken cello. Also… potentially broken child.

    2: 9/10 – would have been 10 with more detail. Would pay $3.50 for a ticket to see that. Only if the bear wins though

    3: 7/10 – everyone should have an imaginary friend with a head like a fucking orange.


    Griffmeister

    1: 6/10

    2: 7/10 – who are you that this is the first thing they’d think of…?

    3: 8/10 – I like a man who can be turned into a super villain by the idea of an imaginary friend.

    Judge 2:
    Novaire: 66.7%
    Griffmeister: 36.7%

    Novaire


    Entertainment - .Power Rangers. 7/10

    Drama - Some passive aggressive giffing. 6/10

    Sakuganess - Some Japanese sentai gifs. 7/10

    Griffmeister

    Entertainment - 7/10. Tesla.

    Drama - 1/10

    Sakuganess - 3/10.


    Judge 3:

    Novaire: 83.3%
    Griffmeister: 63.3%

    Novaire
    1. 7/10 I really hope the last one is a lie, or that at the very least you weren't a grown ass man when you did this

    2. 9/10 I'm going to further misconstrue it as homoerotic

    3. 9/10 unfortunately the adorable 8ball headed idiot is still alive, you crazy


    Griffmeister
    1. 4/10 I've also held your job for 33 years

    2. 6/10 my vote is for second family or deranged serial killer

    3. 9/10 with any luck, maybe the imaginary version can duke it out with yoda's imaginary Edison


    OVERALL SCORE:


    Novaire: 50.6
    Griffmeister: 65

    GRIFFMEISTER WINS!
     
  14. Griffmeister

    Griffmeister What the hell are you staring at?
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    Wow, tough judges, not that I’m surprised. I had my doubts going into this as it was my first foray into such a competition. Good thing here in SC we have the popular vote and not an electoral college. A big thanks to all my supporters and I promise to go boldly into the next round.
     
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  15. Shannon Apple

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    For judge 2, you didn't do enough smack talk I think. XD. That judge is marking people on their drama level haha and you got 1/10. I guess, be more ruthless. haha
     
  16. Harlequinn

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    That's Nofaire
     
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  17. Oh Snape

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    Novaire over the rainbow.
     
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