Romance Mr Sakuga 2018 R1: Tonto-Banchou vs. The_Archangel (Winner: Tonto)

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Who should go through to round 2 based on their answers?

Poll closed Jun 9, 2018.
  1. Tonto-banchou

    64.7%
  2. The_Archangel

    35.3%
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  1. Shannon Apple

    Shannon Apple Sour Apple
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    You know the drill. There will be a public vote, but at the same time, our highly esteemed judges will writing up their verdict. If the public vote is close, the judges marks could turn the entire thing on it's head. So you must fight to get as many votes as possible.


    There are a few small rules:

    1. You cannot vote in your own poll thread. However, you can vote in other threads.
    VOTING AT ALL IN OWN POLL THREAD MEANS YOU LOSE 1 POINT
    2. In order to cast a vote, you must have at least 10 posts on the forum for your vote to count. (Totally killing them pre-signed up alt accounts buzz here, if any.) :p
    3. The forum rules still apply here, so please keep the fun clean. You know what I mean.

    That's pretty much it.


    Questions and Answers inside the Spoilers:

    1. What are two truths and a lie about you?
    I like cake. I like M&M's. I don't like sweets.

    2. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
    Ran into a priceless glass door and broke it, stole cookies from the wrong cookie jar, triggered the alarm, and pissed off the casino boss with my fake Greek accent --- probably in that order. To be fair, I think my family would be more pissed about the broken door than anything else.

    3. If you could choose any person from history to be your imaginary friend, who would it be and why?
    Prince. My inner critic will be a hundred times more fabulous and even more of a perfectionist than it already was. Just like my father, too bold. Just like my mother, she's never satisfied.

    1. What are two truths and a lie about you? - I always tell the truth.

    2. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done? -Making the world a better place.

    3. If you could choose any person from history to be your imaginary friend, who would it be and why?-Jesus, because in times like these I really wanna know, what would he do?

    Voting closes Friday Night.
     
  2. Kuze

    Kuze Heaven's not enough
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    In moments like these I wish Jesus would change the thread settings so I could vote for both.
     
  3. Shannon Apple

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    It's not going to happen Kuze. You must choose lol.
     
  4. Dunn x Dolo

    Dunn x Dolo King of the Chatroom
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    I gotta give it to Arch. His 3rd answer sold me. I actually should have picked that as my answer. :D
     
  5. Oh Snape

    Oh Snape House Bantsratheon
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    .....M&M'S are sweets?

    Someone confirm this before I do something stupid like vote for Arch.
     
  6. Shannon Apple

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    Haha! Of course they are sweets.
     
  7. Oh Snape

    Oh Snape House Bantsratheon
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    Well that was a waste of a vote.
     
  8. cberg

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    Tonto, I'm impressed you ran into a glass door and managed to not impale yourself to get those cookies
     
  9. The_Archangel

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    A vote for me is a vote 4 Jesus!
     
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  10. Canned YumYum

    Canned YumYum Tinyhands McSchnuffin
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    Y'all got some Moses lying around? Maybe some Abraham?
     
  11. yoda313

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    Archangel! Just because....

    Oh and i had voted in my own thread and didn't know the negative point :D
     
  12. Griffmeister

    Griffmeister What the hell are you staring at?
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    The catch-22 is that if you don’t vote you can’t see the current standings. Basically you just paid a point to see that you’re losing. Still three more days you have.
     
  13. yoda313

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    Patients, dont have i :D
     
  14. The_Archangel

    The_Archangel Shadowbanned

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    Of course, I don't discriminate.
     
  15. Tonto-banchou

    Tonto-banchou "Well-Known" Member
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    who says I didn't though
     
  16. Narilka

    Narilka Destroyer of Worlds
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    This one is a hard one, I don't know what to do.

     
  17. Kuze

    Kuze Heaven's not enough
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    How do I change my vote?
     
  18. Tonto-banchou

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    Jesus shmeesus. Who needs that when you can get this instead?

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  19. Shannon Apple

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    Percentage of Public Vote

    Tonto:
    64.7%
    Arch: 35.3%


    Average Judge's Scores:
    Tonto:
    70.1%
    Arch: 34.4%


    Breakdown:
    Judge 1:

    Tonto: 60%
    Arch: 20%

    Tonto


    1: 4/10 – see a dentist

    2: 7/10 – Love that you are clumsy enough for your family to assume it leads to your arrest. Don’t visit my house please

    3: 7/10 – Let him choose your outfits also


    Arch


    1: 0/10 – You know what you did

    2: 2/10 – world would be a better place with you in prison? Answer concerns me a little… sounds vaguely threatening

    3: 4/10 – in times like these, Jesus would have given you a better score, I guess. One point was added because you actually answered this question, albeit briefly

    Judge 2:
    Tonto: 83.3%
    Arch: 33.3%

    Tonto


    Entertainment - RANDOM!11ONE!!! Let me get this spork out the way. Thats a 9/10.

    Drama - Hasn't cybered a dude. 8/10

    Sakuganess - 8/10.


    Arch


    Entertainment - about as exciting as Jury duty. 2/10

    Drama - Got Jesus involved. 7/10

    Sakuganess - 1/10.


    Judge 3:

    Tonto: 67%
    Arch: 50%

    Tonto-banchou
    1. 1/10 you can't see it, but I'm glaring
    2. 9/10 I guess if you're doing a Greek accent, owing money to a casino boss is fitting
    3. 10/10 for the corpse formerly known as Prince


    Archangel
    1. 1/10 two truths and a lie: I'm giving a low score, this answer sucks, and
    2. 6/10 I'm arbitrarily giving you a higher score here
    3. 8/10 suppose he'd get gunned down on the Palestinian border (*edgy political joke*)


    OVERALL SCORE:


    Tonto-banchou: 67.4
    The_Archangel: 35


    TONTO-BANCHOU WINS!
     
  20. The_Archangel

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    Kinda figured I'd lose.

    Grats tonto.
     
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