WELCOME TO ROUND TWO You know the drill. There will be a public vote, but at the same time, our highly esteemed judges will writing up their verdict. If the public vote is close, the judges marks could turn the entire thing on it's head. So you must fight to get as many votes as possible. Oh btw, I just paired the guys in Alphabetical order this time. Bwuhahah! There are a few small rules: 1. You cannot vote in your own poll thread. However, you can vote in other threads. VOTING AT ALL IN OWN POLL THREAD MEANS YOU LOSE 1 POINT 2. In order to cast a vote, you must have at least 10 posts on the forum for your vote to count. (Totally killing them pre-signed up alt accounts buzz here, if any.) 3. The forum rules still apply here, so please keep the fun clean. You know what I mean. That's pretty much it. Questions and Answers inside the Spoilers: Spoiler: Canned YumYum 1. If you suddenly found out that your internal monologue for the last week was actually audible, how screwed would you be? Very. My inner monologue goes to strange places. I don't think anyone wants to hear my libido talk out loud. I also don't think a lot of people would appreciate statements like "I could kill this person right now, using my bare hands," or "I wonder how people would react if I tried to hijack this bus." Plus lots of puns too horrible to be uttered out loud. Hey, I'm responsible for my actions, not my thoughts. 2. What reality show would you create and which forum members would you have participate and why? I would throw the current Ms. and Mr. Sakuga rosters into a mansion and let it play out Japanese game show style. Game categories would contain tasting regular items to find out if they're candy, climbing up stairs that are covered in lube while you are also covered in lube, and having a lot of pies thrown in your face as you have to go along with your day. Then after each game, they can talk trash about each other on camera. We'll call it Weeb Out. It'll be great. 3. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future? No clothes, no problem. I just spread all the mutated diseases that I'm immune to but still carry in my body, everyone dies, I win. 4. What set of regular items could you buy together that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? Baby food, a grapefruit, a cucumber, a box of condoms, some rope, and lighter fluid. Add some kind of fungus treatment in there if you're adventurous. Are you happy now, Judge 3? I used an Oxford comma. Spoiler: Dunn x Dolo 1. If you suddenly found out that your internal monologue for the last week was actually audible, how screwed would you be? Pffft. No shame in my game. Perverted things, Random thoughts/questions about the universe, and random things you see in movies that I would be wondering what would be like If I did them. My thought process is out there. 2. What reality show would you create and which forum members would you have participate and why? OH HOH HOH, Easy!!!! Real World: Sakuga City. Featuring: ShannonApple - that one buzzkill person who wants NO FUN ANYWHERE KT Samurai - He seems pretty mellow but I get the feeling that once he gets drunk he turns into a Canadian Douchebag that would still pull the ladies. Basically a Canadian version of "The Situation" from Jersey Shore. Scruffie - Gotta have the one attractive chick that wants to do nothing but party and get drunk. Kuze - the one housemate that everybody hates, yet he always tries to hang out with them. Rat - For Chaos. He would that one guy that argues with all the ladies yet ends up hooking up with them anyway. Him and Shannon would hook up fasho. THE DRAMA. THE FIGHTING. THE HOOK UPS!!! 3. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future? I have no effing idea. Whateva I do, I know I will definitely fuck up the future. Ill be king somewhere dammit!!! 4. What set of regular items could you buy together that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? A knife, garbage bags, Roll of Tape, Box of condoms, and some cleaning solution. Then at the register, I would pick the cleaning solution and ask the clerk "Is this good at cleaning up blood?" Voting Closes 7 days from time of posting. This time, I'll be asking the judges to do their judging alongside the polls to speed things up.