Drama Mr. Sakuga City 2018 R2: Canned YumYum vs Dunn x Dolo (Winner: YumYum)

Discussion in 'Events' started by Shannon Apple, Jun 25, 2018.

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Who gets to answer more questions?

Poll closed Jul 2, 2018.
  1. Canned YumYum

    45.5%
  2. Dunn x Dolo

    54.5%
  1. Shannon Apple

    Shannon Apple Sour Apple
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    WELCOME TO ROUND TWO


    You know the drill. There will be a public vote, but at the same time, our highly esteemed judges will writing up their verdict. If the public vote is close, the judges marks could turn the entire thing on it's head. So you must fight to get as many votes as possible.

    Oh btw, I just paired the guys in Alphabetical order this time. Bwuhahah!


    There are a few small rules:

    1. You cannot vote in your own poll thread. However, you can vote in other threads.
    VOTING AT ALL IN OWN POLL THREAD MEANS YOU LOSE 1 POINT
    2. In order to cast a vote, you must have at least 10 posts on the forum for your vote to count. (Totally killing them pre-signed up alt accounts buzz here, if any.) :p
    3. The forum rules still apply here, so please keep the fun clean. You know what I mean.

    That's pretty much it.


    Questions and Answers inside the Spoilers:

    1. If you suddenly found out that your internal monologue for the last week was actually audible, how screwed would you be?

    Very. My inner monologue goes to strange places. I don't think anyone wants to hear my libido talk out loud. I also don't think a lot of people would appreciate statements like "I could kill this person right now, using my bare hands," or "I wonder how people would react if I tried to hijack this bus." Plus lots of puns too horrible to be uttered out loud. Hey, I'm responsible for my actions, not my thoughts.

    2. What reality show would you create and which forum members would you have participate and why?

    I would throw the current Ms. and Mr. Sakuga rosters into a mansion and let it play out Japanese game show style. Game categories would contain tasting regular items to find out if they're candy, climbing up stairs that are covered in lube while you are also covered in lube, and having a lot of pies thrown in your face as you have to go along with your day. Then after each game, they can talk trash about each other on camera. We'll call it Weeb Out. It'll be great.

    3. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

    No clothes, no problem. I just spread all the mutated diseases that I'm immune to but still carry in my body, everyone dies, I win.

    4. What set of regular items could you buy together that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

    Baby food, a grapefruit, a cucumber, a box of condoms, some rope, and lighter fluid. Add some kind of fungus treatment in there if you're adventurous. Are you happy now, Judge 3? I used an Oxford comma.

    1. If you suddenly found out that your internal monologue for the last week was actually audible, how screwed would you be?

    Pffft. No shame in my game. Perverted things, Random thoughts/questions about the universe, and random things you see in movies that I would be wondering what would be like If I did them. My thought process is out there.

    2. What reality show would you create and which forum members would you have participate and why?

    OH HOH HOH, Easy!!!! Real World: Sakuga City. Featuring:

    ShannonApple - that one buzzkill person who wants NO FUN ANYWHERE

    KT Samurai - He seems pretty mellow but I get the feeling that once he gets drunk he turns into a Canadian Douchebag that would still pull the ladies. Basically a Canadian version of "The Situation" from Jersey Shore.

    Scruffie - Gotta have the one attractive chick that wants to do nothing but party and get drunk.

    Kuze - the one housemate that everybody hates, yet he always tries to hang out with them.

    Rat - For Chaos. He would that one guy that argues with all the ladies yet ends up hooking up with them anyway. Him and Shannon would hook up fasho.

    THE DRAMA. THE FIGHTING. THE HOOK UPS!!!


    3. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

    I have no effing idea. Whateva I do, I know I will definitely fuck up the future. Ill be king somewhere dammit!!!

    4. What set of regular items could you buy together that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

    A knife, garbage bags, Roll of Tape, Box of condoms, and some cleaning solution. Then at the register, I would pick the cleaning solution and ask the clerk "Is this good at cleaning up blood?"

    Voting Closes 7 days from time of posting.
    This time, I'll be asking the judges to do their judging alongside the polls to speed things up.
     
  2. Kuze

    Kuze Heaven's not enough
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    No fair, why don't I get hookups?
     
  3. Dunn x Dolo

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    Oh this is going to be tough. I kinda like Canned Answers. Im still the best boi to vote for. :p
     
  4. Griffmeister

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    YumYum, you don’t need a comma with “and”.

    Wow, this is a tough one. I would have bet anything that being too close to “D” alphabetically would be a death sentence. Instead it looks like the Dunnster is going to have a run for the money.
     
  5. Canned YumYum

    Canned YumYum Tinyhands McSchnuffin
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    That is true, but Judge 3 gives out points for Oxford commas, I hear.
     
  6. Raffee

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    It's time to throw Dunn off the throne. Down with Dunn, up with YumYum! [​IMG]
     
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  7. Novaire

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    I like how Dunn used bold on his answers instead of on the questions to subtly suggest that he is above the competition itself.

    Or maybe he's just a jackass, who knows.
     
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  8. Griffmeister

    Griffmeister What the hell are you staring at?
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    Or maybe he’s just a jackass who knows.
     
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  9. Kuze

    Kuze Heaven's not enough
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    Man this one looks tight.
     
  10. Oh Snape

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  11. Canned YumYum

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    I appreciate your enthusiasm. I'll send you a gift basket full of panda pheromones if I win.
     
  12. Dunn x Dolo

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    You already know bruh. Im a jackass that is above this competition. :p

    Also @Raffee YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!!!!. Ill see to it pandas are extinct before the end of this year.
     
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  13. Griffmeister

    Griffmeister What the hell are you staring at?
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    Ha, we don't need no stinking Oxford commas.
     
  14. Shannon Apple

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    Percentage of Public Vote

    Yumyum:
    45.5%
    Dunn: 54.5%


    Average Judge's Scores:
    Yumyum:
    63.3
    Dunn:
    49.1

    Breakdown %:
    Guest Judge:

    YumYum: 37.5
    Dunn: 22.5


    YumYum
    1.
    5/10 pretty tame

    2. 10/10 I watch the fuck out of that, hell Id be the host.

    3. 0/10 except you die because you killed off your maternal/paternal line. Have fun never existing

    4. 0/10 seriously I havent seen a list that isnt an average night at walmart yet. Up your game fuckers.

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    Dunn

    1. 2/10 for no shame in this game

    2. 7/10 great concept, terrible casting

    3. 0/10 just because you were transported to the past doesnt mean you also fell out of the right vagina

    4. 0/10 walmart, this is normal during hunting season and you arent freaking out anyone.


    Judge 1:
    Yum Yum: 70%
    Dunn: 50%

    Canned Yum Yum

    1: 7/10 - pls dont hijack my bus. I've spent my whole life avoiding Keanu Reeves, I wont have you ruin it for me now

    2: 8/10 - would watch this. @Kuze can supply the lube

    3: 7/10 - extra point for the war of the worlds reference. Minus point for being a germy grub

    4: 6/10: Disturbing. Judge 3 may be happy, but are you?


    Dunn


    1: 5/10 - clearly there is no difference between your thought and speech processes

    2: 8/10 – minus 2 points because no one wants to see @Rat on TV

    3: 2/10 - The monarchy weeps

    4: 5/10 - has anyone checked in on @Dunn x Dolo wife since round 1...?

    Judge 2:
    Big Fat Zero

    They all get 0 from me

    Big

    Fat.

    Zero.

    Surprised they're not all having a sleep over braiding each others hair and painting toe-nails. I'm too disgusted to type anymore.

    Judge 3:
    YumYum: 82.5
    Dunn: 75

    Canned YumYum

    1. 7/10. See a psychiatrist.

    2. 9/10. Replace candy and pies with lube and you have a deal.

    3. 7/10. Canned YumYum is the first horseman confirmed.

    4. 10/10 I couldn't be happier.


    Dunn x Dolo

    1. 6/10. Deep. Balls deep.

    2. 8/10. Friggin' Canadians, amirite.

    3. 7/10. You could be the Lorax of the American frontier.

    4. 9/10. How to get on a no-fly list 101.



    OVERALL SCORE:


    YumYum: 54.4
    Dunn: 51.8


    Canned YumYum WINS!!!
     
  15. Raffee

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    Revolution! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  16. Kuze

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    REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
     
  17. Kuze

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    Dunn knocked off the bloody perch.
     
  18. Dunn x Dolo

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    Ahahahaha. I knew i would win in points but lose to judges. Still the 1st and best Mr. SC and no douchebag judges can take that from me.

    As long as Canned beats KT then i have no regrets.
     
  19. Shannon Apple

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    So Dunn, which Judge do you think is the biggest douchebag? LOL!
     
  20. Oh Snape

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    Dat Judge 2 with the integrity, level headiness, honesty and above all, consistency.

    The true Mr Sakuga.
     
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