Drama Mr. Sakuga City 2018 R2: KT Samurai vs Kuze (Winner: KT)

Discussion in 'Events' started by Shannon Apple, Jun 25, 2018.

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Who goes through to the semis

Poll closed Jul 2, 2018.
  1. KT Samurai

    45.5%
  2. Kuze

    54.5%
  1. Shannon Apple

    Shannon Apple Sour Apple
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    WELCOME TO ROUND TWO


    You know the drill. There will be a public vote, but at the same time, our highly esteemed judges will writing up their verdict. If the public vote is close, the judges marks could turn the entire thing on it's head. So you must fight to get as many votes as possible.

    Oh btw, I just paired the guys in Alphabetical order this time. Bwuhahah!


    There are a few small rules:

    1. You cannot vote in your own poll thread. However, you can vote in other threads.
    VOTING AT ALL IN OWN POLL THREAD MEANS YOU LOSE 1 POINT
    2. In order to cast a vote, you must have at least 10 posts on the forum for your vote to count. (Totally killing them pre-signed up alt accounts buzz here, if any.) :p
    3. The forum rules still apply here, so please keep the fun clean. You know what I mean.

    That's pretty much it.


    Questions and Answers inside the Spoilers:

    1. If you suddenly found out that your internal monologue for the last week was actually audible, how screwed would you be?

    I think folks would just be annoyed by me more than anything, especially my co-workers. My average day would be something like, "Alright, I need the character to walk in from screen right so I have to drop the walk cycle in here and- I wonder what's going on in the news, let's open up a new tab and load up CBC- now I need to adjust the move-all so the character is just out of frame- Oh, we legalized weed that's neat- let's scrub the timeline so I can make sure the walk-to-stop stops on the right frame- October, huh? We're gonna get a lot more tourists in Octobe- Ah, shit. The focal length on the camera is wrong." And so on, and so forth as I open more tabs.

    2. What reality show would you create and which forum members would you have participate and why?

    I don't know why but I love those home improvement shows where trained and experienced carpenters repair or upgrade peoples' homes. IThe crew SC reality show I would make would be lead by @Interest1ng (since I know he's doing some home renovations), @Dunn x Dolo (because I never see him independently of Interest1ng), and @Scruffie (because why not?) and they'd spruce up SC users' houses/apartments over a single weekend. I'm sure they'd be fine.

    3. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

    I'd play the long game and write books that predict things, Nostradamus style. Except, you know, not make shit up like he did.

    4. What set of regular items could you buy together that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

    Hemorrhoid cream, wart remover, and lice treatment while vigorously scratching myself.

    1. If you suddenly found out that your internal monologue for the last week was actually audible, how screwed would you be?

    Ans. Not much I'd say cause my internal monologue has this habit of whispering all the important/nasty details in my ear.


    2. What reality show would you create and which forum members would you have participate and why?

    Ans. Takeshi's Castle but every member has to carry a panda as they cross the obstacles. Prolly send Takera and Dunn in there first.




    3. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

    Ans. With my shaved pub....I mean hmm that's a hard one. By introducing them old geeks to the game of football of course. Could've stopped a few wars maybe.


    4. What set of regular items could you buy together that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

    Ans. I'll have to ask the cashier first. Fruit loops and vodka should do the trick.


    DON'T VOTE FOR ME DAMMIT. I'M RUNNING OUT OF ANSWERS HERE.

    Voting Closes 7 days from time of posting.
    This time, I'll be asking the judges to do their judging alongside the polls to speed things up.
     
  2. Interest1ng

    Interest1ng SC's AmbASSador.... MAWP!!!

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    Honestly @Dunn x Dolo and I would just be like:

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    While @Scruffie would be making her way to the work site like:

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  3. Kuze

    Kuze Heaven's not enough
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    Thank the heavens. Now I'm finally out of this comp.
     
  4. Dunn x Dolo

    Dunn x Dolo King of the Chatroom
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    The fact that both of you want to see me in a tv series deserves a double vote. But ill wait till the last minute just cuz I can.
     
  5. Kuze

    Kuze Heaven's not enough
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    Just vote for KT already.
     
  6. Oh Snape

    Oh Snape House Bantsratheon
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    This is shaping up to be as exciting as ironing whilst watching paint dry.
     
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  7. Griffmeister

    Griffmeister What the hell are you staring at?
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    Once again Kuze steps up and shows us how a real competitor handles the challenge.
     
  8. The_Archangel

    The_Archangel Shadowbanned

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    KT and Kuze are both too peaceful to be versing each other.

    Moar rage.
     
  9. Tonto-banchou

    Tonto-banchou "Well-Known" Member
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    I don't know about home upgrades, but I'd like Sakuga City to pimp my ride.
     
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  10. Dunn x Dolo

    Dunn x Dolo King of the Chatroom
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    Kuze acting all Tsundere'ish for this comp. He act like he wants to be out but he secretly hoping he win so people will have to accept him for something decent. You aint fooling nobody bruh.
     
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  11. Kuze

    Kuze Heaven's not enough
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    No I actually wanna be out of this comp, like right now.
     
  12. Griffmeister

    Griffmeister What the hell are you staring at?
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    Damn, Kuze is going for the win!
     
  13. Raffee

    Raffee Panda
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    I'm starting a campaign to make sure my bias wins.

    Vote for Kuze! He'll pull you out of the darkness and lead you to the path of light! One vote for Kuze equals one step closer to a brighter life! Kuze ftw!

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  14. Oh Snape

    Oh Snape House Bantsratheon
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  15. Dunn x Dolo

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    Pffft. Moar like....

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  16. Shannon Apple

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    Percentage of Public Vote

    KT Samurai:
    45.5%
    Kuze: 54.5%


    Average Judge's Scores:
    KT Samurai:
    55.8
    Kuze: 36

    Breakdown %:
    Guest Judge:

    KT : 30
    Kuze: 40

    KT Samurai
    1. 1/10 Wheres the drama and pizzaz?

    2. 5/10 pretty sure they did this with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie

    3. 6/10 woo woo woo its all been done before.

    4. 0/10 thats a normal night at walmart. you wouldnt get a second glance.

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    Kuze

    1. 5/10 meh

    2. 10/10 Ah! right you are Ken!

    3. 1/10 people have been shaving their "pubs" for longer than you would expect.

    4. 0/10 again, a normal night at walmart. are you guys even trying?


    Judge 1:
    KT : 60
    Kuze: 20

    KT

    1: 5/10 – Am already annoyed by you... think less about work, and more about how funny it is that you are here and @Interesting is not.

    2: 6/10 - @Interesting already talks too much about home improvements.

    3: 6/10 – Publish them as fiction

    4: 7/10 – Gross



    Kuze

    1: 3/10 – answer needed more important/nasty detail

    2: 3/10 – Lost a point for bringing up Pandas and not mentioning @Raffee. Inconsiderate. Would watch @Takera and @Dunn x Dolo get mauled by said Panda, though.

    3: 2/10 – didn’t need to know that @Kuze shaves his kooze

    4: 0/10 – Worst mod and worst contender. Should have kept Arch

    Judge 2:
    Big Fat Zero
    They all get 0 from me

    Big

    Fat.

    Zero.

    Surprised they're not all having a sleep over braiding each others hair and painting toe-nails. I'm too disgusted to type anymore.


    Judge 3:
    KT: 77.5
    Kuze: 47.5

    KT Samurai

    1. 6/10. All these tabs. Muh physical memory.

    2. 8/10. Don't forget the shiplap.

    3. 9/10. Just in time for the Thirty Years War, but will you be able to stop 9/11?

    4. 8/10. Giving me the creepy crawlies.


    Kuze

    1. 4/10. that sounds less like a monologue and more like a psychotic break.

    2. 8/10. For the big black balls bouncing across her face.

    3. 5/10. ._____.

    4. 2/10. Arrrghghgh.



    OVERALL SCORE:


    KT: 50.7
    Kuze: 45.3


    KT WINS!!!
     
  17. Kuze

    Kuze Heaven's not enough
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    Thank the heavens.
     
  18. Raffee

    Raffee Panda
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    Nooo my bias lost! I demand a refund!
     
  19. Kuze

    Kuze Heaven's not enough
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    Do you know how hard it is to grow out a toenail big enough to paint it?
     
  20. Griffmeister

    Griffmeister What the hell are you staring at?
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    Once again the popular vote didn’t cut it. Koozay was destined for greatness and the judges squashed his hopes and dreams like a minuscule insect under their thumb. I guess his greatness lies elsewhere now.
     

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